This is fantastic
This is fantastic
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
House Schuster by Arquitectos DX
Best backstory. (x)
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The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
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I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
Uncanny Valley is a creepy nightmarish pixel art survival horror game with action and puzzle elements that features intense moments of dread and real consequences for your actions.
You play as a night shift security guard a strange research facility, who has problems with insomnia, often lapsing into a dream-like states while on the job, making the player constantly question what’s real. As you explore the research facility, you’ll soon discover all is not well. You’ll have to run, hide, use your wits and solve puzzles to live through this well crafted nightmare.
The consequence system of Uncanny Valley is a particular highlight, which draws some comparisons to Heavy Rain. You can die at some points but they’re few and far between, for the most part whenever you fail at something, the game will carry on, but with real consequences for your character. For example, if you fail to escape your attackers, your character will move slower for the rest of the game, making things that much harder.
The Alpha Demo packs more suspense, dread and ‘oh shit!’ moments into it’s 10 minute playtime that most games horror games manage in 8 hours. With it’s tense atmosphere, beautiful pixel art, intriguing story and real consequences for your actions, Uncanny Valley is shaping up to be uncannily good.
"Hey bro, you got the time?"
"Yeah, it’s … hang on. Just a sec. God f**king damnit. "